Here's the brand-new QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE holiday sweater.

The sweater runs for $34.99, and you can snag your very own right here.

It’s also available as a black t-shirt in case you’d like to unwrap your perversions after the party’s warmed up a bit.

If “mid-coitus reindeer family portrait” is still too life-affirming, the band is also offering a separate Christmas t-shirt.
 
Here, the “iconic” sperm logo from Songs for the Deaf is given a little holiday spin with the addition of a teeny tiny Santa hat. Because, hey, tis the season, amirite?!

Get your very own shirt right here for $19.99.